Archive - The Wise Wolf

A Snot Monster Ate My Brain

Wondering where the Wise Wolf has been for two and a half weeks? Ask the robot that flushed two weeks of notes down the toilet while I laid in bed…

Nov 11 • 🐺The Wise Wolf

I’m Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

The Wise Wolf Rants About the American Healthcare System From His Motel Bed

Nov 6 • 🐺The Wise Wolf

The Woman Who Won (and Still Loses Everything Anyway)

What if Sarah Connor were real, won her war in the nineties, and lived to watch them build it all again.

Published on The Wise Wolf • Nov 3

October 2026

The System Isn't Broken: The Inefficiency Is The Point

How Saturn’s Red Tape Secretly Steals Your Life

Published on Probablyalexandra • Oct 27

Billionaires Are Naming AI Data Centers After Biblical Demons... The Question is Why?

OR: I Played Doom as a Kid and Thirty Years Later They're Actually Building It

Published on The Wise Wolf • Oct 25

Somebody Turned Down Our Volume

Twenty thousand new subscribers and almost nobody can see us anymore

Oct 18 • 🐺The Wise Wolf

The Mathematics of Creation: What Happens When Gödel, Einstein, and Quantum Mechanics All Point to God

What happens when string theory, quantum mechanics, and pure logic all point to the same impossible conclusion?

Published on The Wise Wolf • Oct 15

Why Is There a Vampire Rabbit Statue at Newcastle Cathedral?

A fanged bunny has spent over a century staring into an English graveyard and the official story is a pun about a doctor

Oct 13 • 🐺The Wise Wolf

AI Is Reading Your Private Files and Calling the Cops

Big Tech and the cops found a way around the Fourth Amendment and they expect you to pay for it

Oct 11 • 🐺The Wise Wolf

Protesting a Genocide Gets You Expelled and Arrested, Gang-Raping a Woman Gets You Neither

There are 3,428 billionaires in this world. There are 8 billion of us.

Published on Antagolist • Oct 9

The Blood Countess

The Gruesome Story of the Most Prolific Female Killer Who Ever Lived

Oct 6 • 🐺The Wise Wolf and Lily-Rose Dawson

Measles at the Amish Donut Stand

Common courtesy used to be common

Oct 5 • 🐺The Wise Wolf

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